Total Medals Earned: 300 (From 40 different games.) Total Medal Score: 3,020 Points
Medals Earned: 1/6 (5/215 points)
Medals Earned: 2/8 (10/230 points)
Medals Earned: 3/18 (30/460 points)
Medals Earned: 4/4 (90/90 points)
Medals Earned: 2/4 (15/140 points)
Medals Earned: 2/13 (15/550 points)
Medals Earned: 2/23 (10/485 points)
Medals Earned: 1/1 (5/5 points)
Medals Earned: 2/4 (10/40 points)
Medals Earned: 10/12 (400/500 points)
Finish level 1
Pass level 6
Pass level 16
Pass level 11
Pass level 22 using balloons!
Finish the game
Checking out the game.
Reaching area 5
Reaching area 15
Reaching level 10
Playing the game for 10 minutes.
Reaching area 20
Playing the game for 20 minutes
Playing the game for 30 minutes.
Slay the tentacle beast.
Slay the giant slime.
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Slay the sentinel.
Slay the giant robot.
Slay the Pokemanz.
Slay your undead god.
Beat the game on Normal difficulty.
Beat the game on Epic difficulty.
Beat the game on Hard difficulty.
Why would you even bother clicking on it?
The credits are over, why are you still walking?
You've successfully gotten into the janitor's closet!
You've successfully started the fire to distract the principle!
What a quick game!
a classic rockstar's end
so what is the typical holiday like?
you are a beach boy!!!
Read through all of the intro and instructions text
Bypass a cop by moving over him
Destroy 100 tombstones
Destroy 10 dropping needles or scalpels
collect 3 roofies in a single level
Destroy 5 of the fastest respawned centipedes in a single level
Destroy 20 tombstones altered by cop cars
Stop a cop car before it makes contact with a tombstone
Achieve 50,000 points
Destroy 10 cops for their maximum 900 point value
Achieve 100,000 points
purchase your first upgrade.
destroy a white bloodcell.
infect a total of 100 red bloodcells.
at first i was afraid, i was petrified.
spawn a total of 300 germs.
infect a total of 2500 red bloodcells.
upgrade damage to level 10.
have 65 germs alive at the same time.
destroy a total of 900 white bloodcells.
upgrade latency to level 11.
oh my god it's so intense!
spawn a total of 10000 germs.
upgrade immunity to level 9.
upgrade auto-infect to level 8.
survive a stage without infecting a single bloodcell.
earn 3500 EP for a single stage.
finish 5 stages in a row without dying.
start from scratch after completing stage 25.
upgrade reproduction rate to level 6.
finish the final stage of the campaign.
earn a total of 70000 EP.
Continue to play for 30 seconds after the movie ends.
But will she love me now that I can see at all?
You might earn this for winning her affection.
That should have been obvious from the start.
Crush the Apache Helicopter
Crush the Lear Jet
Crush the Mini-Helictopter
Crush the Sheriff-Helicopter
Crush the B-2 Spirit
Crush the B-52 Fortress
Crush the Boeing 747
Crush the Airbus Beluga
Crush the Concorde
Crush the Space Shuttle
Kill 15 Ducks
Crush 95 Sailing Yachts
